It was a beautiful day outside.  The sun was shining.  The sky was blue.  The breeze was cool.  The roads were quiet.  The grass was full of life.  The trees were standing tall.  But most importantly, Vegita was not causing havoc.

    The Saiya-jin sat in a lawn chair in the backyard, watching and listening to the pond.  He was wearing loose clothing and sunglasses.  On a table beside him sat a glass of cool lemonade and a bowl of nachos.  It was an unusually warm spring day.

    Vegita shifted, trying to keep his cast-held body from going to sleep.  He could never sleep in this condition; Kakkorratt might try his stunt again.

“I should have had Bulma put more sunscreen on my head.”

    The sun was irritating his blistered face.  He tried to turn his head, but the neck brace stopped him.  He sighed.  That stupid Kakkorratt.

“It is a beautiful day…” Vegita said before being cut off.  He gasped for air but the choke chain was too tight.

“Oh, sorry Vegita.  Muscle spasm.”

“Stupid Kakkorratt,” Vegita grumbled.

    A rustling bush grabbed Vegita’s attention.  Vegita watched closely.  Something small and fuzzy emerged.

“Zarbon?” Vegita asked.  “No.  It doesn’t smell like Parkay.”

“Oh!  A bunny wabbit!” Goku exclaimed.  He dashed over to the little bunny.

“Dumb Kakkorratt,” Vegita muttered.  “Dumb animals.”

    Goku began to chase the rabbit all over the lawn.

“Stupid creatures,” Vegita mumbled.

    Goku tossed a carrot to the rabbit in an attempt to earn its trust.  The little critter cautiously approached the vegetable.

“Go on,” Goku said.

“Dumb planet,” Vegeta grumbled.

“Like it?” Goku asked the nibbling mammal.

    The rabbit quickly gobbled the whole thing up.  Sensing Goku to be a friend, the rabbit hopped over to him.

“Good bunny,” Goku said as he gently petted the rabbit.  “Did you like that carrot?  Let’s go get another!”

“Stupid everything,” Vegita whispered.

“Here is the biggest vegetable of them all!” Goku exclaimed.  He dropped the bunny on Vegita’s lap.

“Kakkoratt, I said I am done with pets,” Vegita said.

“Good bunny!  Go ahead, take a bite!”

    The rabbit bit Vegita’s carrot with razor sharp teeth.  Vegita jumped into the air, screaming something about pain.

“Are you okay, little wabbit?” Goku asked.  “Well, we can get Mr. Big Bad Baka back for that rude behavior!”

    Goku jerked on the leash, dragging Vegita to the ground.  The Prince struggled to get his hands on the choke chain, but the casts were holding him back.  His face went blue quickly.

“Big Bang Attack!” Vegita shouted.  His casts shattered, his chain melted, and a huge golden ball of power raced at the rabbit and Goku.

“Ow.”

“Vegita is a big poopy head.”

“Ow.”

“He is a baka.”

“Ow.”

“And he is ugly.”

“Ow.”

“Want a carrot, Mr. Bunny?”

“Holy mother of an electronic Jesus!” Vegita screamed.  He again jumped sky-high after the rabbit sunk its chompers into his manliness.  He fell to the ground in agony.

“Vegita!”

    Vegita saw it coming through his non-swollen eye, and tried to think of a way to save himself with the non-throbbing side of his brain.

“Ow.”

    Vegita sat in his chair.  Kakkoratt had gone home.  He had set Vegita inside of an electric fence, though.  This fence kind of made four walls and a ceiling.  Vegita was trapped.

    The little rabbit that had gone back to its home when Goku left jumped in front of Vegita.  It stared at him with small black eyes.

“You have caused me enough pain,” Vegita said.  “Go away!”

    Another rabbit joined the first.

“What?” Vegita asked.  He tried to cock an eyebrow, but considering that Goku had broken his forehead, the pain stopped him.

    A third rabbit joined the first two.  Then a fourth and a fifth.

“What is going on?” Vegita asked.

    A sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, and eleventh rabbit appeared.  Vegita was surrounded.

“Leave me alone!” Vegita shouted.

    More rabbits flooded in to fill Vegita’s eyesight with squirming fuzziness.

“Oh, no!” Vegita shouted.  “Leave me alone!  Go!”

    In his rabbit language, the first rabbit said, “This is the yummiest carrot ever!”

“Mega ow.”

    Vegita drifted back to the realm of the living.  He looked himself over.  His body looked like a thousand rabbits had taken a taste of him.

    Vegita began to beat his head with little balls of energy.

    A rustling in the trees made him stop.  It was the rabbit!

“Leave me alone or so help me I will Final Flash you!  I don’t care about the electric fence and choke chain and leash and stakes holding my feet into the ground!  I will blast you!”

    More rabbits appeared.

“You are asking for it!”

    A mouse appeared, followed by a deer.

“Go away right now!” Vegita pleaded.

    A raccoon, opossum, skunk, chipmunk, squirrel, bison, and musk ox all began to encircle Vegita.

“No!”

    A walrus, moose, elk, shrew, mole, and wombat joined the others.

“Last warning.”

    A beluga joined the group.

“Final Flash!”

    Vegita sat in his chair smirking at the monstrous bloody crater before him.

“Vegita?”

“Kakkorratt!  Leave me alone!”  Vegita flew out of his chair and turned to face Goku.  “You are not putting me through anymore of your deranged punishments!  I had to do this!  They were being mean and evil!”

    Twelve creatures stepped out of the shadows.  One was Zarbon.

“You sick monkey,” Zarbon cursed.  “Yeah, men, this is the one.”

“What the…?”

    The little rabbit hopped over to the crater and pointed with his little foot.

“I see,” said a deep voice.  “Vegita, you are under arrest by People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals and Proper Preparation of Steaks for abuse of pets and destruction of wildlife.”

“Who are you?” Vegita asked.

    Ten Narwhals stepped out of the shadows.

“Oh my spandex!” Vegita cried as he had the everything beaten out of him.

“Ow.”

“Shenlon, wish back all of the creatures of Earth that Vegita killed yesterday,” the rabbit said.

“It is done…hey, I have another wish.  What are you gonna’ wish for?” Shenlon asked.  “Make it fast.  I am missing Survivor Nine:  Being Vegita.”

“I wish…”

“What the bloody baboons?” Vegita shrieked.  He nervously looked up at the big rabbit.

“Yummy carrot.”

“Really friggin’ big ow.”