“Vegita!” Bulma roared.  The Saiya-jin again rushed to the scene.  Piccolo was crawling on the ground, trying to escape from a group of cats.  Not to mention that the smell was awful.  Also, this was in Bulma’s closet.

“What is wrong?” Vegita asked.

“Get the cats out,” Bulma said.

“Again?” Vegita asked.

“Yes.  And then you make them quit coming back.  Hint, the cats are attracted to Piccolo, who smells like garbage.”  Bulma went away, to invent something, anything to keep her mind off of Saiya-jin and Saiya-jin’s best friend.

    After conveniently blasting the cats to another dimension, and subsequently spending some time at the Humane Society, Vegita began one of a pet owner’s greatest tasks: the bath.

“Piccolo!” Vegita screamed.  The Namek ran right up to Vegita.

“Um…why are we in the bathroom?” Piccolo asked.

“Hey!  You talked!  No fried-Chaozou for a full day!” Vegita shouted.  Piccolo slumped down.  “Now, for your bath.”

    Piccolo tensed, and then flew out of the room.  Vegita was hot on his tail, and tackled the Namek through the kitchen wall.  The Saiya-jin dragged Piccolo back to the bathroom, and threw him in the soapy tub.  Piccolo flew straight up, and through the ceiling.  Vegita gave pursuit.  He grabbed Piccolo’s foot, threw him down, and knocked him into the tub with a Final Flash.

“No Chaozou for a month,” Vegita said.  Piccolo tackled Vegita and began to punch his face.  Vegita was knocked into the sink.

“That is bloody inhumane!” Piccolo shouted.  Vegita knocked Piccolo into the tub.

“Two-months,” Vegita said. 

    He took a big scrub brush to Piccolo’s head.  Piccolo fired a Special Beam Cannon, knocking Vegita into the mirror.

“Not Chaozou deprivation!” Piccolo screamed.  Vegita got ready to kill his pet.  “And, I use Cleaner 2000 soap, not Vegita 2000!” Piccolo declared.  That made Vegita mad.  His soap was the best.  Piccolo not liking it was just wrong.

“You are going to die!” Vegita shouted.  He went SSJ3, he was so mad.  He grabbed Piccolo and threw him into the laundry shoot.  Piccolo’s soapy body slid half-way down before getting stuck.  “NO CHAOZOU FOR A YEAR!”

    Piccolo was enraged.  He burst from the metal trap and charged Vegita.  The Saiya-jin ducked and Bulma walked in.

“Is everything okay?” Bulma asked.  Piccolo crashed into her and knocked her through the wall.  He got up, only to meet a Big Bang Attack.

“Take your (censored) bath!” Vegita screamed.

    Trunks was flying home with Goten.  They were going to watch some television.  They heard the noise and flew up to the bathroom window.  Trunks peered in and instantly took out a video camera.

    Piccolo had Vegita pinned to the ground and was scrubbing him with the brush.  Piccolo kept putting hair-damaging soap in Vegita’s hair.

“You like it?” Piccolo asked in a crazy voice.

“You hurt my hair!” Vegita screamed.  He threw Piccolo to the side.  “Gallelet Gun!”

    Trunks and Goten had just started webcasting when Vegita’s power fried the camera.  The whole section of the house blew apart as Piccolo was knocked into the sky.

    Piccolo had landed in the woods.  Tien had found him, and carefully controlled the bleeding.  In the distance, the animal medics could be heard, as well as Goku giving Vegita a lesson.

“Are you going to be okay?” Chaozou asked.  Piccolo grabbed the…thing, and bit its head off.

“You hurt my brother-emperor-wife-husband-pet!” Tien screamed.

“Ah, go find Zarbon,” Piccolo muttered.

“Vegita, I am going to give you a taste of you own medicine,” Goku shouted.  Vegita choked as the leash was attatched.  Goku turned on the clippers.  “You are going to look like a poodle!”