These two had been the worst.  Zarbon was good.  But Piccolo was…screwy.  All day long, the Namek would chase Zarbon, whom Vegita still called Icky-witchy-wonka, trying to make love to him.  For this reason, Vegita was calling Piccolo Screwybunnems.  But the Saiya-jin usually saw it the other way, as Zarbon pursuing Piccolo.

“Okay, Screwybunnems, enough!” Vegita roared.  Piccolo crawled out of Vegita’s hair.  Zarbon ran out the other way.

“Hmm?” Piccolo grunted.

“Quit letting Icky-witchy-wonka try to mate with you!” Vegita screamed.  Piccolo took a step back.  Then the chase was on again.  Zarbon ducked around a corner and crashed into Bulma.  Vegita rushed to the scene.

“Get these love birds out of here!” Bulma screamed.

“I will fix it, if I can keep them,” Vegita said.

“That means they have got to quit doing these bad things to each other!” Bulma shrieked.

“Icky-witchy-wonka, you quit trying to mate with Screwybunnems or I will have you fixed,” Vegita warned.

“But he is trying to get me!” Zarbon shouted, kicking Piccolo away from his…area.

“You know Piccolo, you are asexual.  What are you trying to get from Zarbon?” Bulma asked.

“I need other DNA to mix with mine, or my offspring are clones of me,” Piccolo explained.

“Good, god!  Start making love to Zarbon, then!” Bulma shrieked.

    Zarbon transformed.  He got Bulma in a chokehold.  A golden blur ended that bit of trouble.

    The next afternoon, Zarbon was different.  He was sitting under the porch.  His face was blank.  He didn’t blink.  He just shivered.

“What is wrong?” Vegita asked.  He crawled under the deck.

“Get away,” Zarbon said.  He scurried into the open.  “You did enough damage!”  He flew away.  He had to get away.

“I had you fixed for your own good!” Vegita called.

“But it destroyed my chances with women, and my affair with Bulma!” Zarbon shouted.  He realized his mistake.

“Hey, Chi-chi?” Vegita asked over the phone.

“Vegita?” Chi-chi asked.

“Yeah.”

“Um…I hear you have some pets.”

“Yep.  Hey, I would like some help.  I have a new kind of meat and a recipe for it.  Will you cook it for me?” Vegita asked.

“This is good!” Vegita exclaimed.

“Yeah,” Goku said.  He had smelled the food and had come to join Vegita.  “What is it?”

“What are you going to name this dish?” Chi-chi asked Vegita.  “I mean, you essentially gave me a complete recipe.  I don’t even know what meat it is!”

“How about…Zarbon-burgers?” Vegita offered.  Goku puked.  “Hey, it isn’t anymore disgusting than when you had Namek-chops!”

“I need to make more of those,” Chi-chi said.

“I will bring Piccolo over tomorrow,” Vegita said.