“Vegita, please pass the potatoes,” Zarbon said.  He was ticked, tired, and embarrassed.  He had been Vegita’s “pet” for two-weeks, and it had been nothing but abuse.  At least Bulma’s cooking was good.  The family was sitting at the kitchen table.  Zarbon was to Vegita’s left.  The Saiya-jin was holding a leash, which was around Zarbon’s neck.

“Icky-witchy-wonka, you have had enough,” Vegita said.  Zarbon was getting sick of this.  The only good that had come from it, other than Bulma’s food, were the hours of chess play with Trunks.  And being able to use Bulma’s make-up was a plus.

“Dad, why did you make him your pet?” Bra asked.

“Because Piccolo had to go, and Freiza was making-out with Ginyu,” Bulma replied.

    In the distance, Vegita sensed something.  He bolted out the door, dragging Zarbon along.

    Zarbon was cursing non-stop.  He hated this khaki-outfit.  It clashed with his hair.  But he hoped this meant he would be released in an exchange.

“We do to him just what we did to Freiza and Ginyu,” Vegita whispered.  Zarbon picked some shrubbery out of his hair.

“You mean capture him in the act?” Zarbon asked.

“No, hunt them like you hunt the Easter Bunny!” Vegita snapped.  “However, they did stop making-out, eventually.”

“A miracle in itself,” Zarbon muttered.

“Now, when I scream, you bolt.  Got it Icky-witchy-wonka?” Vegita asked.

“Whatever,” Zarbon mumbled.  Vegita screamed.  Zarbon darted for Dodoria on all four with Vegita riding on his back.

    A green blur shot between the predators and prey, allowing Dodoria the necessary escape time.  It was Piccolo…in a pink bunny suit.

“What in the name of HFIL is that Namek doing in that horrendous outfit?” Zarbon asked.

“Take me back,” Piccolo said.

“Uh…” Vegita was stupified.

“I will gladly give you my place,” Zarbon said.

“No, you must die,” Piccolo said.  He prepared a Special Beam Cannon to take out Zarbon.

“I can mate you two!” Vegita exclaimed.  He threw a leash around Piccolo, and dragged the two off.

“Vegita!” Bulma shouted.  “Quit making them mate on the front porch!”

“No!” Vegita called.

“Do it or I will sue Piccolo for eating my jewelry!” Bulma shouted.

“And I will sue him for nesting in the toilet!” Trunks called.

“Not to mention that Zarbon ate my make-up,” Bra said.

“I ate the make-up!” Vegita shouted.  “Now, come help with the mating!”

    Goku landed on the front-step.  He came to spar with Vegita.  His eyes bulged at Piccolo trying to get Zarbon.

“Vegita?” Goku asked.

“Hey, you know where Chaozou is?” Vegita asked Goku.  Goku flew away, very fast.  Zarbon and Piccolo hid in the basement.  Maybe each other, but not Chaozou!