“Life stinks,” Vegita thought while sparring with Goku.  “My wife is annoying, Kakkorratt has problems, and Trunks is surrounded by girls!”

“You seem distracted,” Goku said, nailing Vegita with a kick to the ribs.

“Kakkorratt, I need to feel less stressed,” Vegita said.  “Life is so stressful.  What will make me feel calm and important, yet truly loved and responsible?  Oh, it needs to be easy to maintain.”

“I don’t know,” Goku said, wildly throwing punches.  “A pet?”

“Great idea!” Vegita exclaimed, ending the sparring session.  “Wait, Kakkorratt came up with a good idea?”

“Haha,” Goku said, teleporting away.

“A pet…” Vegita thought.

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “How was the…what is that?”

“My pet,” Vegita said.

“Get that crocodile out, now!” Bulma screamed.

“But…” Vegita protested.

“You can have a pet, but not a crocodile!” Bulma shouted.

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “How was your…what is that?”

“My new pet,” Vegita said.

“Get that bear out, now!” Bulma screamed.

“But…” Vegita protested.

“You can have a pet, but not a bear!” Bulma shouted.  “Make your pet less dangerous!”

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “How did the…what is that?”

“My next new pet,” Vegita said.

“Get that lion out, now!” Bulma screamed.

“But…” Vegita protested.

“You can have a pet, but not a lion, crocodile, bear, or anything else dangerous!” Bulma shouted.

“It isn’t dangerous!” Vegita snapped.

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “How did your…what is that?”

“My new pet,” Vegita said.

“Get that tiger out, now!” Bulma screamed.

“But…” Vegita protested.

“You can have a pet, but not tiger!” Bulma shouted.  “Where is he releasing and getting these things?” Bulma thought.

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “Let me guess, you have a new…what is that?”

“My pet,” Vegita said.

“Get that T-Rex out, now!” Bulma screamed, running to hide in a closet

“But…” Vegita protested.  “You said less menacing, so I found a safe one!”

“Cool, dad!” Trunks shouted, bounding down the stairs.

“You can have a pet, but not a T-Rex!” Bulma shouted.

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Trunks said, coming to meet Vegita.  “You have a new pet?”

“How was your…why is he here?” Bulma asked.

“He is my pet,” Vegita said.

“Get Piccolo out, now!” Bulma screamed.

“But…” Vegita protested.  “He needs a home!”

“You can have a pet, but not a Namek!” Bulma shouted.

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “How was the…why is Goku here?”

“He is my pet,” Vegita explained.  “Here is his friend, Brolly!”  Brolly came out from behind Vegita, looking shy.

“Get those Saiya-jins out, now!” Bulma screamed.

“But…” Vegita protested.  “They both have mental problems and thus won’t survive on their own!”

“You can have a pet, but not a Saiya-jin!” Bulma shouted.  “Besides, a Saiya-jin having pet Saiya-jins just isn’t right…”

“Bulma, I am home!” Vegita called.

“Hi,” Bulma said, coming to meet Vegita.  “How was the…is she your pet?”

“My pet,” Vegita acknowledged.

“Get Marron out, now!” Bulma screamed.  “How did you even find Krillin’s old girlfriend?  Does it matter!  Get her out!”

“But…” Vegita protested.  “I like her!”  That got Vegita a slap.

“No more pets!” Bulma shouted.  “And I have a much nicer body than she does!”

    Several days later, Bulma found out where Vegita had been setting the pets free.

“Vegita, why are all of these things in our closet?” Bulma cried.

“I thought if I couldn’t have a pet, my clothes could!” Vegita replied.