Chi-chi gently knocked on Bulma’s front door.

“Hello?” came Bulma’s voice.  She walked to the front door.

“Hurry, woman!” yelled Vegita.  “I need you to make me feel better!”

“Just a second, Vegita!” Bulma replied.  She opened the door.  “Oh!  Hi Chi-chi!  How are…did I miss something?” she asked, noticing enough weapons to wipeout a planet.

“You idiot!” screamed Chi-chi.  “You big stupid scientific idiot!”  Chi-chi pointed several guns at Bulma.

“Ch…ch…Chi-chi,” Bulma shakily said.

    Vegita heard the commotion and angrily got up.  “Bulma, I thought I told you…”  He saw Chi-chi.  “What the heck are you doing woman?” the very confused Saiya-jin asked.  “You and your husband are the most messed up people!” Vegita declared.

“Shut up, ugly!” Chi-chi commanded.

“What?” asked an enraged Vegita.

“Your blonde wife…” Chi-chi began.

“My hair is blue, thank you!” corrected Bulma.

“Your blonde wife is a moron!” roared Chi-chi.  Vegita took a step back.  “She is such an idiot!  She enrolled you at Goten’s school!  She needs to be taught a…”  Chi-chi stopped.

    Vegita’s face took on a look of confusion and anger.  “You did what?” Vegita asked his wife.

“I signed you up for Kindergarten at Trunks’ school!” Bulma cheerily replied.

“Chi-chi, please go get Kakkorratt,” Vegita calmly said.  “Tell him that I am at our sparring grounds.”

“What?” asked a confused Chi-chi.

“Then,” Vegita said, “take care of this blonde.”

“My hair is…” Bulma began.

“Shut up, please,” Vegita calmly said.  “Or, you can sleep in another dimension.”  Vegita calmly walked out the front door and flew off.

“Hey, what’s up?” Trunks asked as he walked downstairs.

“Your stupid mother signed Vegita up for Kindergarten, and then tells him without Goku being around,” Chi-chi explained.

“Mom, you are the biggest bonehead in existence,” Trunks said.

“Hey!” Bulma replied, defensively.

“I’ll go prep the med center.”  Trunks sighed and walked away.

    Chi-chi dragged Bulma to an air-car at gunpoint.  The two then went off to find Goku.

“Why is he so mad?” Bulma asked. 

“Because of you,” Chi-chi replied. 

“Hey, dad!” Gohan answered the phone.

“Hey, son!” Goku replied.  “What are you doing?”

“Nothing.  Well, watching Pan while Videl is shopping.  You?”

“Guess what Bulma did,” Goku’s voice was calm.

“What?” asked Gohan.

“She enrolled Vegita at the school you are volunteering at.”

“What?” came Gohan’s shocked reply.

“In Kindergarten,” finished Goku.

    After several minutes, Gohan’s laughter subsided.  “Is she crazy?” asked Gohan.

“Obviously.  And then your mom walks out of here with here entire armory looking for Bulma.”

“Oh, my!”  Gohan lost it again.

“Oh, your mom is back!  Bye, Gohan!” Goku hurriedly said.

“Bye,” Gohan replied.

    Goku hung up the phone and walked to the door.

    Chi-chi burst in with a gun pointed at Bulma’s head.  “Goku!” Chi-chi cried out.

“Yeah?” replied Goku.

“Bulma ticked Vegita off so bad that he is calm.  He said to go meet him at your sparring grounds,” Chi-chi rapidly said.

“Well, bye then!” Goku said before flying off.

    Goten walked up to Trunks’s front door and knocked.

“Come on in!” Trunks shouted.

    Goten walked into the house.  “Where are you?”

“The med room!”

“Oh!” Goten ran to find his friend.  “What’s up?”

“Bulma ticked dad off, real bad!”

“That is bad!  Where are they fighting?”

“They aren’t!” exclaimed Trunks.  He told Goten the story.

“I am glad that I decided to go to the park!  Mom would have recruited me!”

“Well, I am done,” Trunks said.  “Let’s go watch the fight!”

“Sure!” Goten joyfully responded.

    Chi-chi, Bulma still at gunpoint, answered the phone.  “Hello?” she sharply yelled.

“Hey, mom!” Gohan said.

“Did you hear?” Chi-chi asked.

“Yeah.  I laughed myself stupid.  I told Pan and she almost passed out!”

“Are you wondering where the fight is?” Chi-chi asked.

“Yeah.  Pan and I were going to go watch.  We’re bored.”

“The sparring grounds,” Chi-chi said.  “I’d go to assist the injured, but I am taking care of Bulma.”

“Mom!  You promised no more executions in the house!” Gohan exclaimed.

“Bye, son!”

“Bye, mom!”

    Chi-chi hung up the phone and dragged Bulma to the kitchen. 

“Hey, what are we doing?” Bulma asked.

“I have a feeling that everyone will get involved.  We are going to have all of the conscious over for dinner.”

“Oh!  Good!” said Bulma.  “I love to cook!”

“Your food tastes like cow crap!” Chi-chi snapped.  “You are going to do dishes.”

    Yamcha, Krillin, Tien, and Chaozou were training at the sparring grounds when Vegita arrived.

“Hey, Vegita!” Yamcha called out between attacks.

“Clear the area!” Vegita ordered, calmer than usual.

“What?” Tien asked, stopping to look at Vegita.

“Bulma made a BIG mistake!” Vegita roared.

“And your point?” joked Yamcha.

“Kakkorratt and I are going to fight.  I am REALLY mad!” Vegita said.

“You seem fine!” said Tien.

“Haven’t you destroyed anything yet?” Yamcha asked.

“I am really mad,” Vegita replied.

“Hey!” Trunks and Goten called out in unison.

“Trunks!” Vegita yelled.  “Stay back!  Don’t interfere!”

“Vegita!” Goku called out, landing next to Vegita.

“Move, NOW!” roared Vegita.

    Chaozou, Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Trunks, and Goten backed up several miles.

“What exactly happened?” Krillin asked.

    Trunks and Goten told the story.  Everyone laughed so hard that they almost passed out.

“Hey!” called out Gohan.

“Hey, Trunks, Goten!” Pan called out.

“Here,” Gohan said, giving everyone a bowl of popcorn.