“Take this,” Bulma ordered Vegita.  He took the senzu bean and instantly consumed it.  He bulked up and then returned to 100% health.

“Don’t try that again, Vegita!” Goku put extra emphasis behind each word.

“Shut up….” Vegita began.

“Dad,” Trunks interrupted, “remember that you can only go SSJ2.  Goku can go SSJ3!”

“Shut your @%&*%$%*$% face!” Vegita roared.  Vegita felt a small sting in his right arm.  He turned to look at it.  “What the $##*%$$@$#!@$#^%$*$%*$(#@!# are you doing to me woman?” Vegita asked with as much anger and confusion as can be said at once.  He fell to the ground.

    Bulma pulled the needle out of his arm.  “That should shut him up,” she calmly said.

“I hope!” exclaimed Trunks.

“So, Bulma, what are you gonna’ do with him?” Goku asked.

“You mean what did I do?” she asked.  Goku’s face took on a weird expression.  “I signed him up for school.”

“Oh, my!” Trunks exclaimed.  “Nothing good can come of this!  Bye!”  He ran out the door and flew off to find Goten.

“Explain,” Goku asked, as he and Bulma sat down in the living room.

“Well,” she said, “here is what I did.  I enrolled him in Kindergarten.  He needs to at least learn how to read.”

“Where?” asked Goku.

“At Central City School.  It has Kindergarten through twelfth grade.  Do you know…?” Bulma began.

“Umm, uh, Bulma?  Do you know what you did?”

“I enrolled him in…”

“No.  That is the school where Goten and Trunks are enrolled.  It won’t do any good for their eleventh grade social lives to have Vegita running amok in front of their friends.”

“Good point.  Isn’t that the school that Gohan is helping out at?”

“Oh, yeah!  And Krillin, Yamcha, and Tien are substituting for the gym teachers this week!”  Goku’s face took on an impossible-to-describe expression.

“I think I just created a disaster,” Bulma said, astonished.  “Oh, well!” she cheerily said.

“This is going to be a long year,” Goku thought to himself.  “Well, bye Bulma!  Don’t tell Vegita until I am around!”

“Bye!  I won’t,” Bulma replied.

    Goku flew back to his house.  This was going to be a very long year.

“What is Bulma doing about Vegita?” Chi-chi asked as soon as Goku returned.

    Goku told his wife of Bulma’s plan.

“Get my gun!” Chi-chi commanded.  “That woman needs to be straightened out!”

“Chi-chi!” Goku pleaded.

“Fine, I’ll get it!”  Chi-chi marched upstairs. 

    Goku listened to the sound of metal banging against metal.  He figured it best, for him, not to interfere with Chi-chi’s plan.  When he heard Chi-chi coming downstairs, he pretended to be asleep.

    Chi-chi marched out the front door and got in the air-car.  She headed for Capsule Corporation.  She was carrying 25 grenades, 6 laser pistols, 9 laser rifles, 4 electric dischargers, 8 machine guns, 12 bombs, 34 pistols, 720 rocket launchers, 655 nuclear weapons, 6 hydrogen weapons, 9 neutron weapons, and 700,000 other weapons.  She wore full battle armor, and a look that could break Vegita.