“I am going to train with Mr. Piccolo,” Gohan said, walking through the kitchen.

“No you aren’t!” Chi-chi said. 

“But mom…” Gohan whined.

“I don’t want you hanging out with that ugly, nasty, filthy…freak!” Chi-chi shouted.

    Piccolo was outside waiting for Gohan.  He heard Chi-chi and burst through the front door.

Shut up woman!” Piccolo shouted.  “You don’t know me!”

“Get out of here you evil bug!” Chi-chi shouted.  She bashed Piccolo over the head with a broom.

“What?” Piccolo screamed.  “Take that back, demon woman!”

“This will be bad,” Gohan thought, sneaking outside.

“Get out of my house!” Chi-chi roared. 

“I will when you quit talking trash about me!” Piccolo shouted.

“Get out you overgrown snot!” Chi-chi snapped.

“What?” Piccolo asked.  “I am not snot!”

“Yes you are!” Chi-chi shouted.

“I am going to hurt you so bad…” Piccolo began.  He began to charge his beam cannon.

“Quit that!” Chi-chi shouted.  “I just cleaned!”

“Make me,” Piccolo taunted.

“Talk to the guns,” Chi-chi said, pulling an arsenal out from behind her back.

“Whoa,” Piccolo said, his mouth going wide.  “How can you legally have so many weapons?”

“It is amazing what the government will let an angry woman do,” Chi-chi said.

“You know, if you have all of those weapons around, you are endangering Gohan,” Piccolo said.

“What are you saying?” Chi-chi asked.

“You are a lousy mother,” Piccolo calmly said.

“I am going to beat the jelly out of your antennas!” Chi-chi roared.  She charged Piccolo, firing away like mad.  Piccolo barely had time to dodge the bullets.  He blurred outside.

“Calm down, woman!” Piccolo called.

“Die!” Chi-chi shouted, running out of the house.   She launched a nuclear missile at Piccolo.  Piccolo caught it and threw it into space.

“Calm down!” Piccolo shouted.  “I am being nice to you!  I only called you a bad mother!”

“Die!” Chi-chi screamed.  Her power skyrocketed.

“I see where Gohan gets it,” Piccolo muttered.  He flew up, only to be shot down by Chi-chi’s weaponry.

“You stupid instrument!” Chi-chi screamed.  “You ugly, stupid…”

“Watch it!” Piccolo said.  “I am sensitive about my looks!  If anyone is ugly, you are!”

    Chi-chi lost it.  She dropped the guns and pulled out a frying pan.

“Oh, no!” Piccolo shouted, as he ran away.

“Come back here!” Chi-chi screamed, chasing after him.

“Stop it you insane freak!” Piccolo shouted.  Chi-chi stopped.  “Did I make you mad?” Piccolo asked, stopping.

“You thought I was bad before,” Chi-chi laughed.

    Later, the family was sitting down to dinner.

“This is great!” Goku said.  “What is it?”

“Namek-chops,” Chi-chi replied.  Goku and Gohan puked. 

“Stupid woman,” Piccolo thought, as he tried to regenerate most of his body and free himself from the kitchen cabinet.