Vegita was running around the mall parking lot, shrieking.  Cameras were still going off and ears were being covered.  Vegita began to flap his arms like a bird.

“I can fly!” the Saiya-jin Prince shouted.  He shrieked louder, an unbearable vocal emission.

“God, will someone put him down?” Piccolo shouted.

“Um…how about we continue the plan?” Bulma shouted.

“K!” Freiza replied.  He ran up to Vegita and tackled him.  He tried to make out with the Saiya-jin.  Vegita snapped back to his senses but he kept screaming.  He had good reason to.  He threw Freiza away and bolted off into the sky.

“Is everyone ready for the last thing?” Bulma asked.

“I will drive him there,” Goku said.

“We will be ready,” Buu said.

“Bulma, we better get paid a lot,” Cooler said.

“Kakkorratt, why in Kami’s name are you trying to kill me?” Vegita shrieked.  Goku was obliterating Vegita in a sudden air battle.  Goku was knocking Vegita towards the target zone.  This could cause a nuclear holocaust.  But, if it annoyed Vegita, it must be done!

    Goku knocked Vegita into a building.  The beaten Vegita fell to the street far below.  A crowd rushed around him.

“Tonight on the late show, top ten stupidest things in DBZ!” David Letterman announced.  Vegita looked up to see the host of his favorite show towering above him.

“What?” Vegita weakly asked.

“Number one, the name Vegita,” Letterman said.

“What?” Vegita shouted.  He would have gotten up to do some damage, but Cooler, Cold, and Freiza sat on him.  They must have had some strong beans.

“Number two, Vegita’s hair,” Letterman said.

    Vegita knocked the Changelings off of him and stood up.  He then noticed something.  Well, something other than the fact that he was in Time’s Square in New York City.  Everyone in the crowd, a crowd of several million, was wearing a wig just like his hair.

“What in the bloody…?” Vegita began.

“Hail King Chaozou!” they all shouted in unison.  Vegita turned to see Chaozou wearing royal clothing, sitting on a floating carpet.

“Somebody get me some Tylenol,” Vegita muttered.

“Hey, friend!  Give us a hug!” a bunch of retarded voices said.  Vegita looked behind Chaozou to see a stampede of freaks.  Barney, Teletubbies, all of the…Chaozouish things.  They tackled Vegita.

“Get off of him!” someone shouted.  Dodoria blasted them away.  “He is mine!”

    Vegita was really getting irritated.  HE wanted to kill the freaks.  Dodoria doing his job hurt.  Then he saw Ginyu running at him in a tutu.

“Number three, Vegita being royalty!” Letterman shouted.

“Want a wig?” Chi-chi asked the bald Vegita.

“Will you rape me?” Freiza asked.

“Let’s all hurt this freak!” Chaozou shouted.

“Who is the strongest?” Gohan shouted.

“Goku!” everyone replied.

“Dad!  I am you!” Trunks shouted.  Vegita looked to see his son.  Trunks had “I am the biggest baka in the universe,” written on his forehead.

“I am Goku’s son!  I must be able to beat Vegita!” Goten shouted.

“I may be a girl, but I can still tear Vegita’s hair off!” Pan shouted.

“My name is Piccolo!  I am cooler than Vegita!”

“Will you marry us?” a group asked.  It was the Ginyu Force, all in proposal poses.

    Tapion suddenly appeared.  “Sup, all?  Yo’, Goku!  Catch these!”  He tossed Goku a pair of earrings, took a picture of Vegita, and disappeared.

“Oh, these are nice Pottarras,” Goku said.  He tossed one to Janemba.  Janemba teleported behind Vegita, and put one on his ear.  Goku got ready to put it on, but tossed it to Chaozou at the last minute.  The fusion Chaozgita was born.

    After some pictures, Buu ate the fusion, allowing it to come apart.  He then spit Chaozou out and ran to a portable toilet.  He walked out carrying Vegita.

    Vegita tried to run away, but only ran into a politician.  Fearing the official, he backed away.

“Holy mother of a mouthless Piccolo, what in the name of a crack-addicted Kami in New York City is going on today?” Vegita shouted.

    The big screen in the square came to life.  A message ran across it.  “Happy “International Annoy the Crap Out of Vegita Day, everyone!  See You Next year!-United Nations and Bulma.”

    Vegita suddenly gave Bulma an evil look.  Bulma just smiled and held out a plate of food.  Vegita, who was starving, consumed it all.

“I hope you liked it,” Bulma said.  “I made it.”

    Vegita shrieked again.  He shrieked all of the way home.  Goku had to drag him through the sky.  Vegita would get revenge.  He didn’t know how, but he would.  Unless they did this again.  He decided to look into mental institutions.  Then he figured none could hold the whole world.  He just screamed louder.