Vegita was going straight up as fast as possible.  Suddenly, something knocked him to the ground.  Vegita recovered and saw that Goku was up in the sky. 

“Die, Kakkorratt!” Vegita screamed.  He fired a large blast. 

“Hi,” Goku said.  Vegita turned around to see Goku.

“Hi.”  Vegita turned to see another Goku.  This went on forever, until Vegita ran away screaming.

“That was fun,” Goku said.  He rejoined the muti-forms into himself and walked away to find some food.

“Ready?” Cell asked.

“Yep,” the kids said.  Cell motioned for the attack.  All of the little Kindergartners, wearing “I want to hit that baka, Vegita!” shirts, ran in front of Vegita.

“What in the name of…?” Vegita asked.  He noticed the shirts.  “You are insulting me!” Vegita shouted.

“Hi, Veggie!” Cell called.  He walked up behind Vegita and slapped him on the back.  Vegita turned to see that Cell also had on a shirt.  Except Cell’s wasn’t plain like the others.  His had a picture of Goku beating up Vegita.  “Look at the back!” Cell said.  Everyone turned so Vegita could see his or her back.  “Kakkorratt is better than Veggie,” the shirts read.

“I am going to kill you all!” Vegita shouted.

“Hey, hon!” Bulma called.  Bulma walked between Cell and Vegita, wearing one of the shirts.  Vegita’s vein bulged.  He flew off to find some sanity.

“Good, it is working,” Bulma said to Cell.  “After you get the kids back, meet up with Janemba and Freiza in the mall.  You know what to do.”

“Hi!” a million annoying voices said.  Vegita turned around to see Chaozou, a million muti-forms, following him.  Vegita opened his mouth but nothing came out.

“I want to marry you!” a Chaozou said.

“Marry me!”

“Eat me!”

“Adopt me!”

“Love me!”

“Kill me!”

    They began to touch him, crawl on him, play with his hair, kiss him, stare at him, try to rape him, and much more.

    After a short time, Vegita lost it.  He fired a shockwave, which killed all of the Chaozou’s that surrounded him.  He again bolted off.

“Solar Flare!” Tien shouted.  Vegita was blinded.  Tien was going to follow the plan, but the death of all of the Chaozou’s initiated more terror.

    As soon as the light faded, Tien did another Solar Flare.  All the while, he taunted the disoriented Vegita, who was too mad to use his power sensing ability.  “Your hair looks like Chaozou!  Goku is stronger than you!  Trunks is a nothing!  Isn’t Gotenks awesome?  Now that Chaozou is dead, you are going to be my partner!”

    While they all hurt, the last one stung the most.  Vegita managed to find his way to Tien and kick him between the legs.  However, Tien hit Vegita between the legs with a baseball bat.  Off Vegita went, rubbing the pain away.

    Vegita was flying over a park, still rubbing.  Suddenly, he was essentially blinded by thousands of flashes of light.  Camera flashes.  A big video screen in the park showed a giant picture of Vegita grabbing himself.  Vegita flew off, after a small mass murder.

    His sight was yet to recover from the flashes, but he was navigating better.  Kind of.  He ran into Brolly, who knocked him to the ground.   Vegita landed in a pile of cow crap, where Brolly fell on him. 

    Brolly had really built this one up.  He had four-tons of beans last night.  He finally relaxed, letting the toxic blast go.  Vegita wailed as the gasses invaded his nose.  Not thinking, he fired a blast at Brolly.  The two were knocked apart by the explosion.  Vegita just happened to land by a car.  He looked in its mirror and saw what happened.  His hair was singed.

    That resulting scream did two things.  Vegita blew his voice, and the ears of everyone within a 100-mile radius should have gone deaf.  But, Bulma had prepared the troops with earplugs.

    Vegita only knew of one thing to do.  He flew very fast to the mall.  On the way, he stole a hat from someone.  He walked into the mall, only to get really ticked.  Sure, Freiza knocked his hat off.  Sure a crowd of people was taking pictures.  But Cell had the wig store blocked with camera equipment.

    Janemba materialized behind Vegita and tore his wig off.  Vegita turned around to blast Janemba but only saw more people outside.  They all had cameras.  All going off.  All at his true hair, or lack of.  Vegita only had a few scraggly little gray hairs.

“Final…”  Vegita began.

“Vegita is bald!” Freiza shouted.  The crowd went into hysterics.  Vegita ran outside to do this from afar.  In the sky, he saw a skywriter writing, “Vegita is bald!”

“Final…” Vegita again began.  Goku flew by and kicked him into the sky.  Vegita ascended until Piccolo caught him.

“I better be getting paid for this,” Piccolo thought.  “If Bulma doesn’t deliver that money…”  He stopped thinking, and did it before he could stop himself.  He kissed Vegita.  Cameras went off.  Vegita went nuts.

    The whole mall vicinity and all within were hurt…severely.  Well, they should have been.  Bulma had had the mall reinforced with a strong substance the week before.  And she had supplied everyone with senzu beans.

    The smoke cleared and Vegita realized that he had done no damage.  He lost it.