International Annoy...Vegita Day
Chapter 1

    Every member of the Z group was in a secret location, except for Vegita.  Also, there was every villain ever.  Since the defeat of Buu, Vegita had grown annoying.  They were planning revenge.  Vegita was at the airport, trying to straighten out his actions.  He just couldn’t understand how what he did was wrong!

“So, Vegita is apologizing?” Chaozou asked.

“Um…more than likely making the situation worse,” Bulma said.

“You mean killing some people,” Piccolo muttered.

“Why aren’t you watching him, Goku?” Yamcha asked.

“Well, there is food here,” Goku replied.

“Yeah, tasty Chaozou,” Piccolo growled.  Chaozou hid behind a very upset Tien.

“Wait, we can eat him later,” Yajirobe said.  “Right now let’s work on making Vegita mad.”

“Well, the United Nations said that they would make tomorrow an international holiday so we can get more participation,” Chi-chi said.

“Will there be refreshments?” Goku asked.

“No,” Chi-chi said.

“I was looking forward to some roasted Chaozou,” Piccolo said.

“I hear Vegita thinks the stuff tastes like you, Bulma,” Yamcha said.

“Quit scaring Chaozou, or I’ll have Chi-chi cook you, again, Piccolo!” Tien exclaimed.

“Hey, anyone got a recipe for eyeball soup?” Piccolo asked.  Tien charged Piccolo, but stopped when the Namek pulled out a fork and knife.

 

“What the heck do you care?” Vegita shouted.  He picked the man up by his collar.  “So what if I robbed them?  So what if I caused them harm?  So what if I killed some of them.  That I can understand you being mad over.  But you are just upset because I trashed your plane!”  Vegita threw the man through the ceiling.  He stormed out of the office.  What a waste of time!

 

“So, the hair thing is a go?” Mr. Satan asked.

“Yes,” Bulma said.

“I will do it, but if he touches my hair…” Zarbon began.

“Oh, shut up,” Jeice muttered.

“At least he has hair,” Krillin said.

“Back on topic, I think that the questioning will work wonders,” Freiza said.

“Only if you are up to it,” Ginyu said.

“True, but I think for this purpose, we all are,” Freiza said.

“Um…did we decide to use my Body Change?” Ginyu asked.

“As a last resort,” Goku said.  “I don’t really want to fight you if you decide to keep Vegita’s body.”

“Don’t worry, he won’t,” King Cold said.  “We are all allies in this one.”

 

    Vegita landed upstairs.  He sensed no one to be home.  And after blowing the airport up, he was hungry.  “Bulma!”

 

“Sounds like he is back,” Bulma said.  “Remember, we meet back here at midnight!”  With that, everyone left the sub-basement of Capsule Corp. 

 

    It was hot and muggy outside, it being early July.  However, the sub-basement was cool and dry.  Inside, everyone was going over last minute plans.  At last, with a group hand-thing, they departed.

 

“Dad!” Trunks shouted in Vegita’s ear.  Vegita’s delicate ear hurt like crazy.  He jumped out of bed and hit his head on the ceiling.  His boxers were covered in a bit of dust.

“What in the heck did you do that for?” Vegita asked.

“Cause!” Tunks said as loudly as possible.  Vegita cringed at the pain in his ears.

“Sheesh!  It is my birthday!  Cut me a break!” Vegita said.  He lay back down and closed his eyes.

“Vegita!” Bulma shrieked as loud and as high-pictched as possible.  This time Vegita’s head went through the ceiling.  He freed himself and floated back to bed.

“Leave me alone,” Vegita said.

“Here is your birthday breakfast!” Bulma said in the same tone.  As Vegita cringed from the sound, she threw a hot pan of hot pancakes at Vegita.  Vegita wailed as he shot onto the floor, licking the numerous burn marks on his body.

“Did you like it?” Trunks screamed.

“Shut the heck up!” Vegita shouted.  He ran down the hall to the bathroom.  The burning had scarred him and he had to go.  He sat on the toilet, only to feel a cold object.  He looked to see a metal cover.  He shivered form the cold.  He looked at the back of the toilet and saw a device requiring money.

“Big Bang Attack!” he shouted, blowing the toilet, and the rest of the bathroom, apart.  He darted to another bathroom.  The same thing.  Soon he realized that every bathroom in the house was rigged.

    He ran outside to find a tree.  He went to relieve himself, when he heard growling. He, being mad and fearless, kept on going.  After he was done he saw the wet Freiza looking up at him.

“Holy crap!  Freiza saw me!” Vegita screamed as loud as possible.  He took off into the sky.