“Look at Captain Amazing!” Goten exclaimed.

“You idiot!” Trunks laughed.  “He isn’t cool!  We are so much stronger than him!”

“He is still cool!” Goten defensively said.

“You and your comic books,” Trunks said.

“Hey, look at this!” Goten exclaimed.

    Trunks looked from Goten’s bed.  Goten was sitting in a pile of comic books.

“What do you think?” Goten asked.

    Trunks looked closer.  “This will be fun,” Trunks said.

“I’ll get the phone!” Goten shouted.  He hopped up and run to his desk.  He picked the phone up.  “What’s the number?” Goten asked.

“Um, 555-555-5555.”  Trunks looked up from the comic.

    Several minutes later, Goten said, “We need a credit card!”

“I know Vegita’s!” Trunks exclaimed.

“What’s the number?” Goten asked.

“No number.  It is GOINGTOKICKYOURBUTTPATHETICHUMAN.”  Trunks giggled at his father’s insane thinking.

“Ok,” Goten said.

    Three days later, the two half-Saiya-jins were waiting excitedly by the mailbox of the Son house.

“Here you are,” the mailperson said, handing them a package.

“Yes!” Trunks shouted.  The two boys shot off.

“What first?” Goten asked.

“Let me read the directions!” Trunks shouted.

“Keep it down up there!” Chi-chi roared.

“Sorry,” Trunks called from Goten’s room.  “Now, where are those…GOTEN!”

“What?” Goten asked.  He set down a bunch of chemicals, after pulling them from his mouth.

“You idiot,” Trunks sighed.

“Is that a compliment?” Goten asked.

    The doorbell rang and Chi-chi got up to answer it.  Goten ran to the window.

“Who is it?” Trunks asked.

“Gohan and his girlfriend!” Goten exclaimed.  He rushed over to his desk and opened some chemical containers.

“What are you doing?” Trunks asked.

“Watch!” Goten said.  He poured a bunch of chemicals into a jar and shook them up.  The new substance was green and bubbly.

“What is that?” Trunks asked.

“I don’t know!” Goten said.  He grabbed a balloon from his desk and poured the substance into it.  He ran to the window and opened it.  He then threw the balloon at Gohan, who was still waiting at the door.

“Uh-oh,” Trunks said, as he heard Gohan’s scream.  Goten and Trunks flew off with the chemistry set in their arms.

    Gohan’s skin had turned purple.  “GOTEN!” he screamed.  He brushed himself off and took his girlfriend, Videl, inside.

“That was close!” Trunks exclaimed.

“Yeah,” Goten said.  “I almost missed.”

    Trunks slapped the back of Goten’s head.  A little bit of the solution splashed out of the container and fell to the ground below.

    Oolong was sprawled out in the lounge chair, sitting by the mud hole on the local farm.  The resident pigs had gone into the barn to escape the noises of Oolong.

“Oh, yes!” Oolong oinked.  He rolled over, allowing his backside to tan.  He turned the page of his magazine and let out an incredible sound.  The page was a giant Captain Ginyu ballet dress centerfold.

    The drop of the substance spilled by the over-flying boys fell onto Oolong’s head.  With a bright flash of light, Oolong was changed into a photo-realistic cow named Gertrude.

    Trunks looked down at Oolong as they flew by.  “Look what you did, Goten!”

“So, I think he…” Goten was interrupted.

“You idiot!” Trunks yelled, pushing Goten to the ground.

“Hey!” Goten shouted, barely having time to land.

“You deserve it!” Trunks shouted, landing next to Goten.

“No!” Goten shouted.  He sat the chemistry set off to the side and walked up to Trunks.

“Kakkoratt!” Vegita screamed, knocking down Goku’s front door.

“Go away!” Chi-chi shouted.

“Your brat is in deep human crud!” Vegita roared.

“Why?” Goku demanded, rising from his seat next to Gohan.

“Him and my ugly brat used my credit card!”  Vegita’s yell shook the house.

“For what?” Gohan asked.

“A chemistry set!” Vegita screamed.

“That is how they did this to me!”  Gohan stood, steaming.

    Vegita burst out laughing at the purple-skinned Gohan.

“Let’s get them,” Gohan said in a mean voice.

    Goten and Trunks were back to work.  They had abandoned their fight for more mischief.  They were mixing up something white and something black.  Both chemicals were covered in warnings.

“Over there!”  Gohan pointed at the source of the explosions.

“I am going to tear their brainless heads off!”  Vegita sped away.

“Um, okay,” Goku said, following.

“Crap!  It’s dad!” Trunks cried.  Vegita landed right in front of him.

“I am going to…”  Vegita said in unison with Gohan.

“Run!” Goten cried.  He dashed by the chemistry set, with Trunks following along.

“Hey!” Goku shouted.

    Vegita chased after the boys.  Being blinded by rage, he tripped over the chemistry set.  He fell face first into the chemicals.  Gohan and Goku were splashed by various substances that were flying from Vegita’s accident.

    With a bright explosion, they changed.  Gohan was a rice-man.  Goku was a giant carrot.  Vegita was covered in vegetables.

“You are so very dead, dear brother.”  Gohan went Super-Rice-Man-jin, and tackled his brother.  Goten squirmed away.  He ran into Trunks. 

    The three hundred chemical filled balloons inside of Goten’s shirt popped.  With an explosion, he and Trunks became Turnips.

“Oh, this sucks,” Trunks said.

“CarrottyCarottyHA!” Goku shouted, blasting his son.

“What was that for?” Goten asked.

“The carrot juices are making me smart!” Goku angrily explained.

“Look at me!” Gohan roared.

“Oops!”  Goten and Trunks said. 

    And so, Goku, Vegita, and Gohan chased Goten and Trunks around all day.  After many more chemical accidents, two very punished boys were taken home.