The Z Gang was training in a forest.  Goten and Trunks were off sparring alone, Goku and Vegita were fighting, not sparring, and Gohan was thinking up new attacks.  Tien, Krillin, Chaozou, and Yamcha were watching from the side.

“I wish we were as strong as them,” Chaozou said.

“Yeah,” Tien said.

“We used to be,” Krillin said.

“I wonder if we could even hit them anymore,” Yamcha said.

“I wish that I had Vegita’s power,” Chaozou said.  “He is too mean to have such power.”

“What did you say?” Vegita growled.  He blurred in front of Chaozou.

“He said you are beautiful,” Yamcha defensively said for Chaozou.

“He did not!” Vegita barked.  “Yamcha, I advise you to shut up!”

“Uh…sure,” Yamcha nervously said.  He backed up.

“He said you are mean,” Tien said.  He stood between Chaozou and Vegita.

“I heard, ugly,” Vegita growled.  He leaned closer to Tien, making him back up.

    By now, everyone was gathered in a big circle.  Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks stood behind Vegita.  Yamcha and Tien stood behind Chaozou and Krillin.

“I value my life,” Krillin said.  He joined Tien and Yamcha.

“Did you say that I was mean?” Vegita asked Chaozou.  Chaozou gulped.

“Uh…yeah,” Chaozou managed to say.

“That is what I thought,” Vegita said.  “I am giving you three seconds to beg for forgiveness at my feet,” Vegita said.

“I won’t stoop that low!” Chaozou declared.

“Do it, shrimp!” Vegita bellowed.

“You show him, dad!” Trunks called.

“You can beat him, Chaozou!” Tien called.  Everyone looked at him awkwardly.

“Do it, white baby,” Vegita said.

“I am not a baby!” Chaozou shouted.

“You defy my orders?  You talk back to Vegita?  Final Flash!”  Vegita's blast fried Chaozou to a black crisp.

“Ouch,” Chaozou muttered.

“Do it,” Vegita ordered.

“No!” Chaozou shouted.

“Final Flash!”

“Ouch!”

“Big Bang Attack!”

“Tien!”

“I can’t help!” Tien said.

“Vegita, don’t burn him so bad that he has no flavor,” Vegita told himself.

“Now I feel like dying,” Chaozou mumbled.

“You always feel that way!  You sick, little, shrimpy, weakling, pale, creepy, cancer patient-looking thing!” Vegita shouted.  Everyone laughed.

“I don’t have cancer!” Chaozou shouted.

“Gallelet Gun!” Vegita shouted.

“Ouch!” Chaozou cried.

“Kakkorratt, does he have cancer?” Vegita asked.

“Now,” Goku replied.

“I do not!” Chaozou shouted.

“This is fun!” Vegita thought.  He went SSJ4.  “Final Flash!”

“Daddy!” Chaozou cried.

    A clown walked into the circle.  He stared at Vegita, then Chaozou.

“What did you do to my son?” the clown asked.

“This,” Vegita said.  “Big Bang Attack!  Anyone up for some food?”

“You cannibal!” Chaozou screamed, his burnt body falling apart.

“I wouldn’t eat you!” Vegita declared.  “Not only are you overcooked, but you are poisonous!”

“Quit being mean to my son!” the clown shouted.

“Okay,” Vegita said.  “Medium or rare?” he asked the Z Gang.  Everyone but the dying Chaozou gave his clown-burger order.  “Final Flash!!!!!!!!!!”