Vegita got up early to train.  He went into the shower and began to wash his hair.  He was humming a tune and rinsing his hair when it happened.  He became VERY hungry.  At this point, most creatures would run away to hide in fear.

"Who the heck is responsible?" Vegita shouted, waking Bulma and Trunks.  Vegita grabbed a towel and marched out of the bathroom.

"What is it?" a tired Bulma asked.

"Some fool put glue in my shampoo bottle!" Vegita shouted.

"Oh, no!" Trunks thought, as he heard his dad from several rooms away.  "Goten!" he whispered, nudging his friend awake.

"What?" Goten asked, not opening his eyes.

"Vegita found out!" Trunks exclaimed.

"Bye!" Goten shouted, gathering his things from the sleepover and flying away.

"Trunks?" Vegita thought, having listened in on his son's conversation.  "I am going to get you," Vegita thought.

"What day is it?" Vegita asked Bulma.

"April Fool's Day," Bulma said.

"A holiday?" Vegita asked.  "And this one, at that?"  Vegita began to laugh maniacally, for his favorite time had come.

"You did what to Vegita?" Goku asked his son.

"Played a little April Fool's joke," a nervous Goten said.

"How bad?" Gohan asked, walking into the kitchen, where everyone was eating.

"Glue in the hair," Goten mumbled.

"Good golly!" Goku shouted.  "Everybody, prepare for war!"  Everyone scurried off to gather the arsenal of weapons.

    After several hours, Goku and family had not been attacked.

"Think he died?" Gohan asked.

"Let's just stay ready," Chi-chi said, looking over her hydrogen bombs.

"Dad hasn't gone ballistic," Trunks thought, finally emerging from his room.  He walked down the hall cautiously.  His little body was very quiet.  Needing to use the bathroom for multiple reasons, Trunks went there.

    He grabbed the doorknob and opened the door.  As he walked into the bathroom, he stopped moving.  His hand was glued to the doorknob.

"Dang," Trunks thought, as he used a small chi-technique to vaporize the glue.  He continued into the bathroom and lifted the toilet seat.

    Trunks screamed as the spring-loaded alligator jumped from the toilet.  Falling back, Trunks landed in the bathtub.  He jumped up, after realizing that the tub was full of boiling water.

"Maybe I'll just brush my teeth," Trunks thought.  He went to the closet.  As he was searching for his toothbrush, his hand bumped a small button.  Coming from all directions, toothpaste squirted all over Trunks.

"This stinks," Trunks thought, as he backed away from the closet.  He went over to the sink to wash his face.

"No" Trunks shouted, as he looked in the mirror.  He didn't realize that the image was only a photograph of a long gone bad hair day.  He ran out of the room, and down the hall.

    While running, he didn't notice the chord stretched across the hallway.  He tripped, and landed face-first in a strategically located pie.

"I hate this," Trunks thought as he stood up.

    A flash momentarily blinded Trunks.  He looked about until he found the camera.

"Blackmail!" Trunks thought.  He ran down several more halls and into the living room.

"No!" Trunks screamed; he noticed that all of his baby pictures were missing from the shelves.  "More blackmail!" he thought.  He ran to the kitchen.  There was a note on the table.

"Sorry," the note said.  "I forgot to go shopping.  All meals will be leftovers this week.  Bulma."

"Dear, Kami!" Trunks shouted.  He raced off to the house surveillance room.

"Hi, son," Vegita said.  "I am having this all webcast live.  Every website in the world."  Vegita began to laugh maniacally.

"Your hair is still messed up!" Trunks shouted, pointing to Vegita's sticky, messy hair.

"The last laugh is mine," Vegita said.

"Why did you call, Vegita?" Chi-chi asked, entering the room.

"I have decided to give you custody of Trunks, due to my inability to parent," Vegita said.

"No!" Trunks shouted.  He ran into his room, screaming.

"Why did you call?" Chi-chi asked.

"To say that you are nice," Vegita said.

"What?" Chi-chi asked.

    Bulma entered the room, followed by Goku, Gohan, and Goten.

"Why did you want them over?" Bulma asked.

"Goten is smart, Gohan is my role model, Bulma has good cooking, and Kakkorratt has an IQ," Vegita said.

"What?" everyone asked in unison.

"April Fooled you!" Vegita shouted.

    Later that night, Vegita was thinking of his actions while being stuck on the flagpole.  He had his head shaved, and a sign taped to his back.

"Human," the sign said.